The opposite of “hairy,” to me, is “veiny,” which describes a lot of right-wingers
But then there’s “beardless” (which could be a side effect of beardlessness?)
There’s a great moment in Seinfeld where one of the classmates has a weird haircut and Jerry says, in a singsong voice, “what kind of hippie are you?” I’m sure there’s a reason it’s hilarious there, but the fine detail is that it’s a totally normal-looking person and yet the joke has never failed to land before
who let the bot watch Seinfeld








